Now, as the whole bank robbery/hostage was going on, there was a really large telescope peering
at all the action. Now, of course no one recognized it as a telescope; after all, it was wearing a pink wig. But nonetheless,
there was a telescope there, and it's operator was none other than our old friend, in the evil and malicious corner of our
hearts at least, The Pillsbury Dough Boy.
"Ah, my old friend, in the rarely ever mentioned good and fiber-healthy corner of my heart at
least, The Dancing Rhubarb, has just defeated another robber slash hostage taker, making him the hero once again. That's the
fourth robber slash hostage taker he's foiled."
Chester Cheetah, in the orange and cheese-coated corner of his heart at least, said, "Hey wait,
isn't my entire heart cheese-coated?"
Oh yeah, sorry. Anyway, he said, "And isn't a heart a, well, heart shape? How can it have corners?"
Well, I'll get back to you on that one. Now then, he felt the overpowering urge to not talk
back to the author, and instead replied, "Dough Boy, one of the robbers he foiled wasn't a hostage taker."
Dough Boy replied, "Ah, Mr. Author, a heart is just a organ used to pump bloo-" Dough Boy, all
of a sudden, also felt the need to NOT TALK BACK to the author, and instead said, "Ah yes, so that makes three robbers slash
hostage takers he's foiled." He then went to the chalkboard, the one where he keeps track of the heroic deeds TDR accomplishes
(why, i don't know. I'm just an author, who should NOT BE TALKED BACK TO IN HIS STORY!!), and erases a "Robbery/Hostage" from
the list.
Chester turned to him and said, "Dough Boy, when are you going to do something about this rhubarb?"
"Oh soon, my Dangerously Cheesy friend, soon" Dough Boy turned to the darkened room in his cave
blocked by the sign that says "NO PEEK NG!!!"(see A New Era of Veggies to find out why the sign is so. Whoa, a parenthesis
statement that kinda has a meaning!! I must celebrate!) and grinned an evil grin. Before he could walk towards it, he felt
the sudden, unavoidable urge to throw a parenthesis party. Dough Boy hung up streamers, blew up balloons, blew air in other
balloons, and made a cake in the shape of two big parenthesis signs.
"Yay! A parenthesis party! That in my mind can be held elsewhere, for I have other things to
do!!!" The author, catching onto the hint, made the entire party disappear, and reappear in another place, for all to enjoy.
"Now then," replied Dough Boy (to whom, I have no clue). He put that evil, grinning look
on his face once more, and walked to the darkened room. He walked behind the sign, and started to laugh a mischievous
laugh.
"It is time to show the town my greatest creation...."
