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This is where I post info about the characters, settings, and other stuff in The Dancing Rhubarb stories. I will also be posting the stories in the "Stories" section. Duh. So, all you want to know about The Dancing Rhubarb & Friends, here you go.

The Dancing Rhubarb: The hero. Loves to dance. TDR is usually never seen without his motion curve buddies; Bill, Jeff, Mark, Eric, Matty, and Theo.TDR defends Villagetown City with incredible green. He has stalks of greenness to help him.His nemesis, The Pillsbury Dough Boy, is always trying to find ways to destroy him.
 
The Pillsbury Dough Boy: The evil nemesis of The Dancing Rhubarb. Wants to take over western Africa, so he's practicing on Villagetown City. Unfortunately for him, the town has The Dancing Rhubarb on it's side. The Pillsbury Dough Boy, along with Chester Cheetah, hide out in the La Delaņo Caves and think of ways to destroy The Dancing Rhubarb, and his little motion curves too!
 
Chester Cheetah: The Dangerously Cheesy sidekick of The Pillsbury Dough Boy. Always willing to give Dough Boy ideas and equipment to destroy TDR, for reasons unknown. Whenever he's in a slump, he usually has fun messing around with Judgey, his toy, all the while claiming to be testing his new Cheetos Go Snacks.
 
Villagetown City: The haven of The Dancing Rhubarb. Villagetown City is one half a city, the other half a village, and I-24 1/3 in the middle. Villagetown City is the perfect place to live. Everything you need can usually be found at the Villagetown Grocery, the Villagetown Plaza, etc. Sure, there's an evil, ticklish mass of bread trying to destroy the town, but with TDR, you barely even notice.
 
La Delaņo Caves: The hideout of The Pillsbury Dough Boy and his sidekick, Chester Cheetah. The caves were once used by pirates hundreds of years ago, because they were so hidden. In fact, no one even notices them today, since few people travel to the abandoned fishing port that is La Delaņo.
 
The Walking Coke Machine: Oh boy. Don't ever give this thing a quarter. You wont get anything back. That's mainly why The Walking Coke Machine hasn't had a single customer. Still, he is Villagetown City's #1 advertiser. But two minutes with the thing and you'll want to be Dough Boy, just so you'll have access to the equipment to beat this thing into submission. He'll annoy you so bad you'll want to copy something off of this page, just to avoid this monstrocity of soda drink sales.
 
The Fast Food Industry: If you ever want pure evil, check here. The FFI is so evil, there isn't even a proper word for how demonic they are. Especially, their CEO. No one knows just who, or what, the CEO is. But he is evil in form. The FFI and The Pillsbury Dough Boy are very competitive, but the Dough Boy is always squashed into the ground when it comes to this corporation.
 
Carrie, the Singing Carrot: The self proclamed love life of The Dancing Rhubarb. When she first set her eyes on ol' Rhubarb, it was love at first sight. Plus, she's one heck of a singer. She first came to Villagetown City to pursue a professional career. Coupled with TDR, they do make one good pair, even against Dough Boy. She's always willing to lend a helping hand to Rhubarb. So far though, Rhubarb has yet to show affection to Carrie, but who knows?
 
New! - The Happy Little Turnip: Making his debut in the 13th TDR story, The Happy Little Turnip comes along as mysteriously as TDR did. Happy and carefree, he immediately takes a liking to our hero, most likely because they are vegetables.However, if greatly provoked, he uses his vegetable state in unpredicted ways to obliterate his opposition. His power and fast friendship quickly make him TDR's unofficial sidekick. (World debut of THLT. This is the first mention of him anywhere, besides some drawings some of my friends have seen, and who are probably reading this anyways. More on THLT when TDR 13 comes out.)

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