The Fast Food Industry
Chapter 1 - Uhhhhh.....Yeah......
Ummmm, so with that ingenious chapter title, we present to you another "The Dancing Rhubarb" story! Even more interesting
and appealing is the fact that The Dancing Rhubarb doesn't appear at all in the main plot! Well, this isn't really a story
about him, although he makes a few cameos. This is a story about the trials and hardships of the one and only, The Pillsbury
Dough Boy! At least, I sure hope that he's one and only in stories like these, otherwise, I'm gonna slap down some lawsuits
right here and now. You think I'm kidding!
(c) Copyright 2001 The Dancing Rhubarb. The Dancing Rhubarb and it's affiliates are protected under copyright law.
HA! THERE! YOU'RE NOT GETTING AT ME!!! HEEEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
(author is cut short by a tranquilizing dart)
Umm.......
Hi.
My name is Brett. I, um, shot the author with the tranquilizing dart. I'm sorry, but I was under orders. Um, I don't
know how to continue his story, and I don't even understand what it's about. So, I'm gonna just write about uh, stuff, or
a story that I know. You might have heard of it, but I dont know what else to do. Uh, yeah.....
Here goes.....
